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Audio of the MCPB Board Candidates Forum

Follow this link to listen to the audio archive of the Candidates Forum which aired Thursday March 5.

Listen and also read the candidates statements (listed in the column on the right of this page) and mail your ballots so they are received by March 31.

Warning!!!!

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8 to 10 p.m. pst Thursday you are sure to find all sorts of random WTF(?!?!?) Tympanic membrane tickling nonse...
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on Wednesday, 29 August 2012 in Spoken Word, Comedy, Poetry

First and foremost, good traction is a must when attempting to urinate in public. Know your footwear! Some tread becomes slippery when wet.  Keeping an eye on the horizon is always a good idea, especially if you sometimes have a hard time determining which way is down. Remember, gravity can be your friend if you keep the spigot pointed in the right direction. If you often find yourself attempting to empty your bladder while having trouble keeping a fix on the horizon you might think about gluing a sextant to your footwear. Failing that you might think about wearing an absorbent neckerchief. Remember, only you can prevent horribly embarrassing photos of yourself from appearing on the internet. 

 

W.Dan

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8 to 10 p.m. pst Thursday you are sure to find all sorts of random WTF(?!?!?) Tympanic membrane tickling nonsense that will either have you spewing your beverage out your nose or shaking your head and rolling your eyes wondering how such a juvenile show gets air time.

The 2015 MCPB Board of Directors Election

It's Board election season at KZYX.  Follow this link to the Election Page.  Here are the candidates for this election.  Each name links to the candidate's statement:

District 5:

Clay Eubank

Dennis O'Brien

At-large:

Ed Keller

Doug McKenty

District 2:

Benj Thomas

Tony Novelli (Tony has withdrawn from the race.  He has a new statement explaining.)

 

KZYX Phone Numbers

Business office 707-895-2324

Philo studio 707-895-2448

Willits studio 707-456-9991

Mendocino studio 707-937-5103

KZYX Underwriting

KZYX doesn’t play commercials but we do have underwriting, which is very different from advertising. It is a great way to support KZYX and in exchange we will let our listeners know what goods and services your organization offers.

For questions about underwriting on KZYX, call (707) 895-2324 or email uw [at] kzyx [dot] org